Great story, Allan! I’m afraid you’ve prompted yet another trumpooned Christmas classic for the happy holidays. Sung to the tune of “Frosty, the Snowman”, we have … Trumpy, Chief Moron!

Trumpy, Chief Moron, is a twitter happy troll,
Full of lies and hype, taxes won’t disclose, he’s a fraud without a soul.
Trumpy, Chief Moron, is by Vlad blackmailed, they say.
Putin gave him dough, and his children know, the dough boy will have to pay.

His bankruptcies were tragic but now he is POTUS crowned
FaceTimed with Putin from Fort Knox, and cried “look da cash I found”

Oh, Trumpy, Chief Moron, shucks and jives like frauds must do
Used the middle class to extract some cash
So Vlad Putin gets his due.

Trumpety trump, trump, Trumpety trump, trump
Trumpy’s all for show.
Trumpety trump, trump, Trumpety trump, trump
Trumpy’s got to go!

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