Great post, Allan! A little TrumPooning of Signs by the Five Man Electrical Band seems appropriate:

And the sign said “Orange-haired freaky POTUS just should say goodbye”

So tuck that squirrel up under your hat and abide the hue and cry

He said “You look like a fine-for-laying woman, I think you’ll do

Then he took off his pants, and did his porn prance. “Spank my Forbes work for you?”

“Whoa-oh-oh

Signs, signs, all of them unkind

Mockin’ my decency, my unfit mind

Even though I’m fat, I can still bump-n-grind”

++ with a shout-out to Mary Holden who planted this seed a while ago!

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