Great post, Allan! A little TrumPooning of Signs by the Five Man Electrical Band seems appropriate:

And the sign said “Orange-haired freaky POTUS just should say goodbye”

So tuck that squirrel up under your hat and abide the hue and cry

He said “You look like a fine-for-laying woman, I think you’ll do

Then he took off his pants, and did his porn prance. “Spank my Forbes work for you?”


Signs, signs, all of them unkind

Mockin’ my decency, my unfit mind

Even though I’m fat, I can still bump-n-grind”

++ with a shout-out to Mary Holden who planted this seed a while ago!

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