Got to keep grandson Joey away from the iPad, Allan. He read your story is now very concerned about Trump being blind.
Grandpa, if now he can’t see,
Then what’s, for him, in store?
Why, when he takes aim to pee,
Won’t he pee on the floor?

You answered your own why.
So don’t follow Trump’s vapor
He’s also the kind of guy
Who’ll steal all the paper.