Good news, Allan. There’s a bidding war for the movie rights to your article. Netflix executives are discussing a mini-series titled, Sleepless in the White House, where a clueless, wannabe dictator surrounds himself with a gutless staff, classless children, and refuses-to-go-topless White House spouse. The opening scene features a spineless Speaker of the House (different house) praising brainless tweets sent to a joyless citizenry by the accomplishment-less POTUS. Truthless Trump is arguing for an alternate title: Less Is More.