Funny twist on a truly scary scenario, Allan. I’m thinking some TrumPooning of Hozier’s “Take me to church” may be appropriate (chorus only — for now):

Take Trump to church
POTUS really needs a lesson in nuclear waste
Kim should aim for his butt just to give him a taste
What fire and fury can do
Good God, does he not have a clue

Take Trump to church
Does he not understand he’s been acting the fool
Sharper knives in the drawer, why’d we get this dull tool
Mueller, remove this Trump strife
Good God, get him out of my life