For you, Elizabeth, a free assist

For some crazy reason I’ve brought this madness upon myself by throwing a kid themed New Year’s Eve party. I seriously have no idea how I’m going to stay up un…

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Elizabeth Helmich

Harper Thorpe

Dec 31, 2017·1 min read

For you, Elizabeth, a free assist

As an amateur psychologist

You’re not crazy, nothing’s amiss

Loving parents are part masochist

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Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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Elizabeth Helmich

Harper Thorpe

Dec 31, 2017·1 min read

Harper Thorpe

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

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