First of all, Juhi, I must comment on how sweet you look in your tutu. Is this the same one you wore when you did your stand-up routine. The turnabout must have shocked the unsuspecting audience! :-D (“in like a butterfly, sting like a bee”)

By now you know, the party has been cancelled, but Dennett and I are still trying to stoke those embers. My offer of hosting in California has not been as well-received as my offer of “special” brownies, but we’ll see.

Anyway, if the guest list had been limited to introverts, I suspect neither of us would have made the cut. Then again, extroverts (or inebriated introverts) are necessary for centerstage duties as you pointed out.

Lastly, I noticed Jack wasn’t too anxious to provide the credit card information you required. Here’s a suggestion for the future: Write Trump and tell him it’s for the Republican (not Introvert) Party. Mention how the tariffs have hurt you and work soybeans into your letter. The subsidy you receive may cover the party expenses for all — in California — including airfare and gas for Dennett’s 747. Yowsa!

Good to almost see you at the party!

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