First of all, any name, reasonably respectful and toddler appropriate, is ok when referring to me. Remember, the little butt burper reads our stuff.

We did have an experience with him akin to what you conjectured: Joey, did you toot? Grandpa, I think you should find it refreshing that I express myself candidly, honestly, and without fear of ridicule.

I’m not sure I can make DC on April 29, but at another time, I was thinking you might show Joey and me at least one of New York’s 50 Best Places to Take Children!