Excellent reporting, Allan. Now the White House will be like Puerto Rico — “a house surrounded by water, big water, Fiji Water.” Note: Trump hesitated before grabbing the water because he was looking for Trump-branded kool-aid. Even though it’s tasteless and bad for the country, his supporters keep drinking it. I’m rooting for the cleansing Fiji Water to replace it — especially now that I know it’s the “Official Thirst Quencher of Naked Satire.”