Evidently, Allan, Trump had 2 fingers crossed when he celebrated the National Day of Prayer in the Rose Garden. That evening …

Donald:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.

THE LORD:
Donald, your fingers are crossed — AGAIN!

Donald:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray because I’m in way deep.
If I should lie, for heaven’s sake,
I pray the Lord Mike Pence to take.

THE LORD:
Yes, Donald, honesty. And honestly, you’re going to Hell. Oh, and Pence ain’t gettin’ in either!

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