Even though Trump put Chinese trade tariffs in place, Allan, Xi Jinping has offered counsel based on the teaching’s of a revered Chinese philosopher.

Confucius say, “Electrocution
Is not covered in constitution
Also not covered, prostitution
Killing earth with pollution
Or LGBTQ persecution
That said, POTUS prosecution
Leading to POTUS execution
Is covered. Have glorious day!”

The philosophy of Confucius emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity. Obviously, either Confucianism wasn’t taught at Wharton, or this was another class Trump failed.

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