Even though I’m not related to HarperCollins, Allan, they gave me a list of book titles reserved for other Trump-trashing authors:
The Moron and the Black Swan
The Moron and the Lying Sean
The Moron and Satan’s Spawn
The Moron and the RNC Pawn
The Moron and Hope to Lean-on
The Moron, Me, and the Sibling Cons
The Moron, Pompons, and Strap-ons