Even then, Allan, the Russians had a hand in propping-up Trump’s lemonade business. Nikita Khrushchev led the Soviet Union at the time and was looking for a crooked little boy who could be cultivated for future use. He found that in the young Trump, who was also a willing participant in his money laundering scheme — hence, the much higher price Trump charged for his lemonade. Interestingly, a 4-year-old Sergey Kislyak could afford many 25-cent drinks during his first trip to the U.S.

Two other interesting points: (1) The Cold War between the U.S.and Russia originally started over the temperature of Trump’s Russian-backed warm lemonade. (2) With Trump putting so many legal lemonade stands out of business, Congress enacted one of the first entitlement programs to help the out-of-work kids. Mueller may have evidence Trump filed bogus claims to take part in “Lemon Aid” while the liar loaded lots of lemonade-laundered loot.