Edgy, Allan. I like edgy. Here's my take in rhyme:
Assad’s chem lab is taken by Putin.
No more gas bombs Assad is shootin’.
Putin helps Trump come to power.
Trump still aligned as of this hour.
Putin’s planes also fly from Assad’s field.
Could they have delivered the deadly yield?
Gives up Assad for Trump’s grand play.
Trump calls Vlad, “We’re on the way.”
Putin responds, “I’ll act mad.”
For this distraction, Trump is glad.
Tweets ‘congrats to self’ for his actions.
Receives coded note: “Now about those sanctions.”