DE-Lusional, Allan. I think he’s preparing to claim an insanity defense, which virtually no one could argue against! Perhaps, a little trumpooning of The Band’s “Up on Cripple Creek” to go with your cereal?!

When I get through being POTUS
You know what I want to be
A knife-wielding grammar school teacher
At Trump Tower elemen’tree

Or at Parkland, Florida high school
Where I heard they could use an assist
Damn, just heard the shooting is over
Planned to show that shooter I’m pissed

Up on Bone Spur Creek, Doc crafted
A foot problem so — I wasn’t drafted
The army’s not the first org — I shafted
Insanity screams if Bob Mueller is lis’ning