At Trump U, they asked for recounts of Trump teacher handpicking
Trump handpicked none, but his faithful claimed Demo nitpicking
These slow learners stayed in “school”, they even voted for him
Now they realize there’s no beef, just a Jerk-y in this not-so Slim Jim
And their calls for promised tax returns will continue to be shunned.
Scammed again but dismayed to learn there’s never been a vote refund.