Asylum is one thing, Allan, but I hope Trump doesn’t expect Amnesty, because he’d be dreaming. As Billy Joel put it in this trumpooned song …
Trump can’t find a lover
He can’t find a friend
Mueller has him by the balls, it’s closer to the end
Family won’t be comforting
Their own indictments in
He knows, He’s hosed

Amnesty is such a lonely word
Everyone hopes Trump gets screwed
Amnesty is utterly absurd
Especially for a crook orange-hued