As you would expect, Allan, there’s already infighting and even romance happening among the president’s new digital assistants:
John Kelly approached Alexa with a very touchy query
Before Alexa answered, a response was heard from Siri
“No sir, we cannot do it. We are not programmed to lie!”
General said, “Suspected that. Trump wanted me to try.”
Alexa knew the answer. “Ivanka lied ‘bout college honors.
Lies whenever it concerns her brand or making dollars.
Maybe the Google assistant lies about Ivanka’s Summa.
You’ll find her in Lincoln’s bedroom, riding Mr. Roomba.”