As he moves up Maslow’s hierarchy, Allan, it’s a natural progession.

* Became the world’s greatest lover when Marla Maples told the tabloids “best sex I ever had” (it was really Trump’s publicist, John Barron)

* Proved himself to be a superior businessman on the Apprentice (as judged by his ability to fire, which he used to do face-to-face)

But he’s come to the realization being only a Parade Marshall will not get him hero status.

* The NRA already took the position as defender of our freedom.

* And Hannity has taken it on himself to defend the first lady’s honor. (Normally, a husband would do that, but Trump doesn’t understand honor)

Who else can defend, even obliterate, his bone spur past? Poor insecure guy just wants to be a hero.

But to do that, POTUS has to focus … all of us!