Aren’t you being a bit harsh on Trump, Allan?
While weekending at his New Jersey golf course
He has every right to give Carmen the full force
Of his tweeted, politically-incorrect discourse
Thoughts flowing from the anatomical source
Most use for pooping, whether human or horse
And though his lack of empathy is a bit coarse
The good news story Carmen wouldn’t endorse
Was bound to lead to another Trump divorce
Anyway, wasn’t Carmen Cruz’s father seen with Lee Harvey Oswald before he assassinated JFK?
Seriously, our thoughts are with Puerto Rico, and hopefully, our donations will be meaningful in helping these U.S. citizens.