And your Trump tale, Tournament of Tyrant Tots, takes the Tiramasu for Tuesday Titles, Allan!

Since Trump ISN’T getting tired of winning
Winningest Loser, the title you’re pinning
On this fast-food-freak, who isn’t thinning
And in fact, gaining on his double-chinning
Is his most coveted award since the beginning
Of a presidency, where the only one grinning
Is Trump, as he recalls Weinsteinian sinning