And his augmented opening salutation, Allan:

Mr. Spines-mine Speaker (love ya), Mr. President in charge of Vice (you wish), low-hanging Members of Congress (you know who you are, Chuck Grassley), the Legion of Liars (my spokespeople), devilish Devin Nooner (masterful memo, Mongo), Hope (I want to go solo), my wife Ivan .. er, Melania (almost caused another Stormy Monday on Tuesday), and finally, Fox and Friends (who agree, no more Russian sanctions!).