Alas, Allan, ye ol’ English folk song, “Greensleeves”, has been trumpooned into an updated “Pet Peeves”. Here are a couple verses:
Attack the country, do me wrong
My lawyer treated discourteously
For I’ve loved many and for so long
Delighting in female company.

Pet Peeves, the fix was in
Pet Peeves, Michael paid for sin
Pet Peeves, don’t say I’ve thin skin
Attack me, the country, Pet Peeves