Allan, What a treasure trove of ticklish transcripts from this tale to tour as thorny truths and toxic theories are tackled:
There’s associated lore that still survives
Only to be found in the Trump archives
It’s the truth about Trump’s middle name
For which his father has the most blame
The middle name was to rhyme with Don
Some think JFK is how he got John
But the little shit, I mean, whipper snapper
Was acutally named after The John Crapper