Allan, we now know why Trump is no longer pushing his immigration ban. It’s no longer “beat it”, and Michael Jackson sings …

We told the immigrants don’t come around here
Don’t worry more ‘bout ICE, we’ll help you disappear
The Barbecue is hot and we’ve got some cold beer
So eat it, just eat it

Don’t try to run, we’re rounding up ev’ry man
Demand for women, children means we cancelled the ban
Don't want our meat tough, tenderizer’s the plan
So eat it, and I’ll stop tweeting “sad”

Just eat it, eat it
No one wants to be excreted
Show me you’re funky, our meal on blues night
It doesn’t matter, you’re Left or alt Right
Just eat it, … eat it, eat it, eat it

Your satire is inspiring, Allan. Special shout-out to Weird Al Yankovic. Posted with permission from the future TrumPooning Tunes archives.

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