Allan, Trump also can’t be happy Melania’s playing Avenatti’s latest hit recording, which sounds a little like My Darling, Clementine:

Oh Melan-ya, he has wronged ya
Time to kiss his ass goodbye
He’s still horny for his Stormy
Check with Cohen, his fall guy

Be my client, slay the giant
Fighting Rudy’s hardly work
Don’t you worry, there’s no jury
That will side with such a jerk

One last comment, please don’t vomit
But there might be one last kiss
Wait that’s not right, ‘fore you take flight
On his bed, whiz golden piss

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