Allan: To answer Priscilla’s question, when Donald is in New York, Melania will be at Mar-a-Lago with Ivana and Marla for a special screening of The First Wives Club . They’ll be joined by the original stars who had their own words for Melania’s man:

Diane Keaton: “Another reason I never got married!”

Goldie Hawn recently apologized to Melania, “While I would like to pee on Donald, I had nothing to do with the Goldie showers.”

And just yesterday, Bette Midler tweeted: Astronaut Peggy Whitson talked to Trump from space, saying how she drinks filtered urine. I’m sure he was thinking “Oh, you filter it?”