Allan, there’s a reason California’s not on the list:
Trump has signed a reverse non-disclosure
Having to do with a porn star encounter
Congressman McCarthy lost his composure
Arguing his POTUS didn’t really mount her
Still, since he embarrassed both him and us
He signed a doc, we’re off his list of states
But he’s vengeful, you can’t trust POTUS
Sessions, on his behalf, still Californicates