Allan, the following symptoms can also be attributed to a bad case of Trump:
Tantrums — as if stuck in what pediatricians call the “terrible 2s”
Racist blood disorder — white blood cells attack non-white blood cells
Unpredictability — or “Untimely Senility”, most obvious during interviews
Megalomania — sometimes referred to as “ME, it’s all about ME” syndrome
Paranoia — related to being taken literally, special counseling often helps