Allan, the dishonorable, “NRA’s A+” Senator Rubio didn’t need crib notes the other night when he answered a question about continuing to take the NRA’s money. Since he used the NRA-recommended substitution of “Second Amendment” for “owning assault weapons”, I will take the liberty of re-substituting to make it clear what he meant:

“The positions I hold on these issues of owning assault weapons, I’ve held since the day I entered office in the city of West Miami as an elected official,” Rubio said. “People buy into my agenda, and I do support the owning assault weapons.”

General Rubio went on — “In any war, including the one we’re fighting with humans who want assault weapons banned so they can live, you have to calculate the acceptable number casualties, i.e. the number of innocent children and teachers killed, so we can all enjoy assault weapon ownership.”

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