Allan, Sarah Huckmoreshit Sanders is again complaining about Trump’s media treatment. Here’s what she proposed:

Bricks are not a fair test ‘cause they’re clearly more refined
How about a box of rocks, but Donald Trump declined
So Mensa got some DNA from Trump’s own squirrel-like locks
The scientific edge went to the smarter box of rocks
The moral of the story is — abandon the Paris Accord
Science will prove beyond a doubt you’re out of effing gourd