Allan, read your article and immediately called my Mom to introduce her to yours. Betty died at 83 and next year we’ll celebrate her 100th birthday.
Mom, please meet the lovely Mrs. Ishac, this is Irene
Mother of Allan Ishac, she’s relatively new on the scene
Irene, this is Betty, been up here raising holy hell
Based on what Allan tells me, you’ll get along just swell
Together you’ll be scary, and if you’re issued special powers
Aim for POTUS’ hair, then rain-down some golden showers