Allan, POTUS prompts poets to produce Slime-ricks:
There once was a cheatin’ SOB
Who stepped-out on Barron’s mommy
He said to John Kelly
She’d lost her flat belly
And the foreplay was forecast Stormy

Now Stormy is threat’ning law suits
Which is sad with those great attributes
So John’s given notice
To the current FLOTUS
Why pay her, there are cheaper substitutes