Allan, please help!
Is it shutdown or shitdown, I’m getting confused
Ivanka or Stormy, who was getting abused
McConnell or Ryan, are they both up Trump’s ass?
Don or Don Jr, who claims head of his class
Pence or Stephen Miller, who’s second in command
For it or against it, what was Trump’s last stand?
Defunding the Prez makes a whole lot of sense
Cause things in my household have gotten real tense
My wife’s so upset to know POTUS has strayed
She says, til he’s shutdown, I’m not getting laid