Allan, Nat King Cole might have offered Don Jr. this soulful advice:

Smile though the pain is aching
That stick up your ass is making
Hemorrhoids have made you less spry
You’ll get by

If you smile
Through your face bizarro
Smile and maybe tomorrow
Jared, fav son, could still come through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide ev'ry trace of badness
Although a fart may be ever so near

That’s the time
You must keep on squeezing
Smile, fight the thought of sneezing
Your face and smell won’t be so vile

If you just smile

Posted with permission from the future TrumPooning Tunes archives (and Joey approved).

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