Allan, my sources tell me Trump was so impressed with little Bobby Smerts (the 4-year-old Oregon preschooler in Ms. Fleming’s class) that he was summoned to the White house for his take. Evidently, Bobby recommended a victim strategy, where Trump suffers a nervous breakdown brought on by all the hard work he’s done on behalf of the American people. Bobby told Trump, “No president has ever been impeached while sitting in an asylum. We already have the rhyme ready.”

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you spied a fool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Bathroom stool;
He’s a lyin' master,
No one is more vain,
He can’t be impeached
Cause he’s been declared insane.

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