Allan, Lucinda Williams wrote Changed The Locks, and with just some TrumPooning tweakin’ to make it work for Pence’s sneakin’ to keep a POTUS out who’s freakin’ and more famous for prostitutes leakin’ than anything he’s done … well, here goes:

https://youtu.be/ip27VUOUqbc

I changed the locks on the White House door so you can’t get in anymore
And you can’t come inside the House, and you can’t lie on Lincoln’s couch
I changed the locks on the White House door

I changed the number Putin phones so he can’t call you up at home
So no more Oval full of spies and I won’t justify your lies
I changed the number on the phone

I changed the nav on Air Force One so you can’t find your way back home
And if you thought I was your Vice, even Mother’s through bein’ f**kin’ nice
I changed the nav on Air Force One

To be continued …

Original lyrics written by Lucinda Williams • Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

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