Allan, just look for the silver lining:
Look at the fame and fortune you’ve made
No fortune? Well, don’t satirists get a-lot laid
No laying? How ‘bout your own paparazzi?
Oh no, you say — that was just a lone Nazi?
How ‘bout Huckabee calling you “failing”?
Sarah’s mention has sent many careers sailing
No mention, no sailing? Tweets from the boss?
So your missed predictions aren’t a total loss
Team-up with Hillary, be each other’s booster
Just don’t be screwed by Simon’s own Schuster