Allan, just getting going on the left coast and I can see you already got your constituency all riled up. The length of the the rants rival the length of your article, and Joanne’s even doing research. Holy harangue!
I started working on a song for you, but after watching John Dickerson’s interview with Donald John Dick (see, I’m getting all confused) — anyway, brain cells were purged in massive quantities, and this is all I could come up with.
🎵🎵 Trump’s IQ is lower than the squirrel on his head. Will his few remaining brain cells die before mine are dead? 🎵🎵
But as a companion to your piece, TrumPooning Kenny Loggins’ FootMouth to be loosed soon! Please know your satire will live-on long after they’ve come to get you.