Allan, just a little TrumPooning of Sir Mix-A-Lot — Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts), and we have Chris Christie’s theme song:
I like big butts and I can not lie
Gov’ners and Trumpers can’t deny
This Chris Christie’s a total waste
Sticks those nachos in your face
Lowest mumbers in polling history
Open mouth, insert foot, no mystery

++ To Be Continued ++