Allan, it’s likely Trump’s Wharton transcripts would reveal similar grades. Channeled Jim Croce this morning, and here’s his take on Bad, Bad Donald Trump:

Not the South side of Chicago
But instead, Philadelphia PA
And if you go down there
You better just beware
At Wharton, Trump had a low-grade stay

Now Don's grades were in trouble
You see he stands ‘bout six foot two
Like cheating on tests, he’s says taller than that
Surprise — he lies about his height too

And it’s bad grades for Donald Trump
The baddest grades in the whole damned dump
Not as bad as his POTUS rates
But worse than any POTUS classmates

Now Donald hired a tutor
Her name was Betsy DeVos
He gave her a wonderful Cabinet job
And she began to serve the boss

Right away, his speling began to improve
And his vocabularie did too
He wished she’d been on his staff before
To run his Universaly Schoo

And it’s bad grades in Donald’s swamp
Don’t compare Obama, he’s a lousy comp
Claims his 100-day grades swell
The rest of us live in Trump Hell

Mary Holden has been hearing Bad, Bad Leroy Brown in her head. Hopefully, this won’t make it worse. Keep TrumPooning, Mary!

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