Allan, is ‘which animal’ a trick question? What animal …
By himself, caused a national depression
Has a weird daughter’s boobs obsession
And thinks she’s in the POTUS succession
Makes his own sexual assault confession
Then, engages the porn movie profession
Pays for Stormy’s sex story suppression
Is a role mode for tweeting aggression
Uses his SOTA for a Party bullshit session
Shows he has no lie versus truth discretion
Tries Russian investigation repression
Colluding on Devin’s memo digression
Thinks his mane’s a stallion impression
A basis for my animal-POTUS suggestion
If it looks, swims, and quacks like a duck
And ‘bout democracy, doesn’t give a flying f*ck

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