Allan, imagine Sarah Hucksomeshit Sanders’ first press conference after Dad’s move …
Reporter: What do you think of the boobs in the White House?
Sarah: I have it on good authority Donald Trump and Mike Pence have left the building.
Reporter: No, I mean the new boobs?
Sarah: The President is only thinking about adding her brothers to her Cabinet but has yet to do so.
Reporter: No Sarah … you know … the boobs both Senators and Congressmen are talking about?
Sarah: Oh, … Paul’s retiring and Cocaine Mitch will now be her bitch.
Reporter: Ah, forget it. What about the President’s health?
Sarah: Bornstein and Jackson agree — the President has the best pair they’ve ever seen.
Reporter: Does she understand the gravity of being the first woman President.
Sarah: She is committed to making sure she is not affected by gravity!