Allan, imagine Sarah Hucksomeshit Sanders’ first press conference after Dad’s move …

Reporter: What do you think of the boobs in the White House?

Sarah: I have it on good authority Donald Trump and Mike Pence have left the building.

Reporter: No, I mean the new boobs?

Sarah: The President is only thinking about adding her brothers to her Cabinet but has yet to do so.

Reporter: No Sarah … you know … the boobs both Senators and Congressmen are talking about?

Sarah: Oh, … Paul’s retiring and Cocaine Mitch will now be her bitch.

Reporter: Ah, forget it. What about the President’s health?

Sarah: Bornstein and Jackson agree — the President has the best pair they’ve ever seen.

Reporter: Does she understand the gravity of being the first woman President.

Sarah: She is committed to making sure she is not affected by gravity!

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