Harper Thorpe
1 min readJun 24, 2017

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Allan, I’m not sure if Trump has your sex video, but if mine ever surfaces, please know this. That was just a Halloween costume, the handcuffs weren’t real, and given a second chance, I know I could master that trapeze. What pisses me off is he told me I could use Ivanka’s bedroom. “Only one without cameras,” he said. That lyin’ POS!

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Harper Thorpe

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!