Allan, I’m in a bit of trouble with grandson Joey for featuring Bobby Smerts, and he wants equal time. So here’s the 2-year-old’s latest:

I agree with Nina,
By the way, I think she’s cute
Trump has stinky knickers
He’s an arsehole in a suit
His early hiding place
Why he smells like shit and whiz
He hid in daddy’s knickers
While Fred built his mob-fraud biz