Allan, I want to be clear, Joey had nothing to do with this rewrite of Little Miss Muffet:

Little Ivanka, Jar’s willie yanka, hates foreign tariff tax rates
Along came her daddy, without his caddie, to talk of campaigns in red states
Asked little Ivanka, “did Stormy spank ya, do you have something to hide?”
Replied her daddy, “now don’t you get mad — me, I just went along for the ride”

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