Allan: I knew you were aware of Jimmy Dean’s 1961 hit song Big Bad John, but was surprised your article alluded to the little-known variations — all of which are in Trump’s classless collection:

Korean version: Big Bad Dome
Black version: Big Bad Dong
Jewish version: Big Bad Schlong

Yes, I know schlong is not a nose, but Jared doesn’t want to correct Dad-in-law because the grandkids get such a kick out of Grandpa’s giggle when he says that word.

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