Allan, how appropriate to be with fighting men during our own Memorial Day weekend! Have Joey with us, and he enjoyed your article very much. Quick learner he …

If a bloke is a “knob head” and wazzock, same time
Does that mean he’s nature’s worst kind of slime?
If he always tells porkies, as we say, truth slayer
Does that mean he’s rumpy-pumpy-ing the U.S. taxpayer?
If he’s a prat and a skiver and a barmy mingebag
He must be that “bus guy” doing the Billy brag?
Thanks to Allan and Grandpa for every new word
But the G6 are right, G7th’s the world’s biggest turd!

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