Allan, doing our part to wake Maggie with a little TrumPooning of Rod Stewart’s Maggie May:
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
By late September, all Trumps should be gone including their head fool
I know you’re feeling confused, ‘cause our country’s being abused
Oh Maggie, you don’t need to sleep any more
No health care repeal or amends
Better yet, no more Fox and Friends
Trump tweeting stops and Kellyanne is out of a job