Allan, can’t you just hear Trump break into his version of “I Love a Parade”:

I love a parade, my poor bone-spurred feet,
Still take too much heat, I know that it’s dumb.
I love a parade, when they hear the band
The Dems have to stand and cheer as I come.
That rat-a tat-tat, it’s all about me.
That rat-a tat-tat, much better than pee;
The sight of a drill gives Stormy a thrill,
Though I showed no skill, I’m all about military.
I love a parade, my wife gets the sweats,
When near hot cadets, forgets that I strayed,
We both love a parade.

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